55 MPH Walks

Sometimes mom takes me on what I like to call "super walks". She loads me up in the Traverse and I don't even have to wear my leash, but I do have to have on my harness. Mom says that I have to be secured if I'm in the front seat because I'd become a 'bulldog bullet' and go flying out of the windshield if we were in a wreck. Oh-my-gosh-that-sounds-like-so-much-fun!!!!! But mom says I'd be dead-dead-dead, and dead doesn't sound like fun.
Okay, so back to these super walks, we load up and I don't even have to move my legs. It's like magic. Seriously, people. We move so fast! Trees go flying by - I can't even smell them!!!
But sometimes we stop. I don't know why we are stopping. I do know that mom owes A LOT to the swear jar and that there are a lot of "morons" and "idiots" that need to "learn to drive"- according to her. She also barks out "HELLO!!! WE'RE IN A SCHOOL ZONE!!!" and "Yea, using your blinker is totally optional!" a lot. She's funny.
And the best part- sometimes, SOMETIMES I get to meet new friends while we're on our super walks. See:

I didn't get to sniff this dog's butt, which is a shame. And they obviously don't have their dog secured, BAD HUMAN! But how great is this!!!!????!!!!
Super walks are great!!!