I mean, if we're being technical....

Technically I'm still in timeout..... I mean, my foot is.

Also, I'm ignoring you.

Ahhh...Christmas!

I don't know about you, but these penguins look delicious.

Think whatever you want, this is NOT a tantrum!

The Thinker

Omnomnomnom

No words needed:

Mom, loves me :)

Bulldog Bullfrog

Incase no one saw the humiliation that happened to me on Halloween:

Not okay, mom. Not okay at all.

He sees you when you're sleeping.

Mom is making the scariest thing in the world, and after she works on it she hangs it up on her bedroom door. Seriously, this thing is the creepiest thing in the world.

Take a look:

*shivers*  It's like he's staring right into my soul. 

I can't even walk down the hall because he's hanging on that door, and behind the opposite door is the vacuum. 

I'm a prisoner in my own home.

The first chance I get I'm shredding it.