I'm Sooooo Close!

Pics of Me!!!

This was me sick :(

I love my boy!

This was the day before I got sick!

Here I am, sick- and mom's still playing games. Geez.

Thank You!

Thank you to everyone who has supported us while I was sick. We still don't know why I got so sick, but I'm feeling much better now.
Mom let me on the bed today! Apparently she made a promise to The Big Man Upstairs that if I pulled through she would let me up on it. I learned 2 things:

• It's not that comfy, and I was a little nervous
• The bed is the cat's territory apparently

Mom promises to let me post more on this blog- so stay tuned!!!!

I have NOT been able to post....Sorry.

Seriously, I tried and tried. Nothing would post.

Here- accept this picture as an apology:

And this one:

Move along....There's nothing to see here.

Cats love boxes. Bullies love bottles. No one knows why. Don't even question why. Just accept it.

I've been MIA. I had to have emergency surgery on my manhood......or is it doghood ? Anyway, I had soft pallet repair. And then just when I thought things were getting better I got pneumonia.
It's a dogs life!
I'll keep you informed!

I mean, if we're being technical....

Technically I'm still in timeout..... I mean, my foot is.

Also, I'm ignoring you.

Ahhh...Christmas!

I don't know about you, but these penguins look delicious.

Think whatever you want, this is NOT a tantrum!

The Thinker

Omnomnomnom

No words needed:

Mom, loves me :)

Bulldog Bullfrog

Incase no one saw the humiliation that happened to me on Halloween:

Not okay, mom. Not okay at all.

He sees you when you're sleeping.

Mom is making the scariest thing in the world, and after she works on it she hangs it up on her bedroom door. Seriously, this thing is the creepiest thing in the world.

Take a look:

*shivers*  It's like he's staring right into my soul. 

I can't even walk down the hall because he's hanging on that door, and behind the opposite door is the vacuum. 

I'm a prisoner in my own home.

The first chance I get I'm shredding it. 

I was peeking!!!

I know where mom and dad are hiding the Christmas presents! For the right price (that would be 3 treats or 2 slices of bacon) I'll tell the kids.

I'm pretty excited about Christmas, too. Here's why:

     #1. This is my very first Christmas.

     #2. I have a family that loves me.

      C. (hey, I'm a dog- I can't count) I saw a pretty big bag from PetSmart.

     #4. Cat toys aren't that big, so I know that bag has my name written all over it.

     #5. From what the cat told me there is going to be a tree in the house. Yea, insane! 

I'm totally going to rock this Christmas! Who's with me?

You Think This is a Game???

I'm a watch dog! Not someone to toy with!

Mom jingles the evil witch- it's only my duty to come and protect her.

No matter what.

But seriously, has this woman never heard of the boy who cried wolf?

Me and my Bone

Wait hang on, my favorite is coming up:

You can see how much I'm totally enjoying it!

p.s. It was delicious!

Watch out! Don't stare directly into her picture!!!!

Today, I looked into the eyes of satan.

I was just laying there, minding my own business- sucking on the face of my stuffed cat (don't judge me, you don't know what I've been through) when I felt the icy shadow pass through the room.

Being the super-awesome-guard dog that I am I went and investigated.

I went into mom and dad's room, and there perched atop the bed was satan herself-

Don't stare directly into her eyes! She's steal your soul!

Float Like a Butterfly?

Who says a guy can't be a butterfly?

Wait- what's a butterfly?

Ach! Help! Something's on me!!!

I'm being attacked by a giant butterfly!!!

Oh my!!! I am delicious! 

Now get it off me!

Forget Terminix!

Yea, I've seen your Facebook photos circulating of big scary spiders. I'm here to tell you I'm not afraid of them.

This is what I do to spiders!

You are welcome, mom. I chewed up your favorite flip-flops as payment.

I'm Ba-a-a-a-a-ack!

Boo-yah!

Did ya miss me?

So far today I have chewed up a chair, a wicker basket, a sock, and all of the middle-little's medical tubing for his nebulizer. I have knocked over a lamp, an end table, and a laundry basket. I also chased the cat twice.

I am not ashamed.

p.s. I'm tired now.