Think whatever you want, this is NOT a tantrum!

The Thinker

Omnomnomnom

No words needed:

Mom, loves me :)

Bulldog Bullfrog

Incase no one saw the humiliation that happened to me on Halloween:

Not okay, mom. Not okay at all.

He sees you when you're sleeping.

Mom is making the scariest thing in the world, and after she works on it she hangs it up on her bedroom door. Seriously, this thing is the creepiest thing in the world.

Take a look:

*shivers*  It's like he's staring right into my soul. 

I can't even walk down the hall because he's hanging on that door, and behind the opposite door is the vacuum. 

I'm a prisoner in my own home.

The first chance I get I'm shredding it. 

I was peeking!!!

I know where mom and dad are hiding the Christmas presents! For the right price (that would be 3 treats or 2 slices of bacon) I'll tell the kids.

I'm pretty excited about Christmas, too. Here's why:

     #1. This is my very first Christmas.

     #2. I have a family that loves me.

      C. (hey, I'm a dog- I can't count) I saw a pretty big bag from PetSmart.

     #4. Cat toys aren't that big, so I know that bag has my name written all over it.

     #5. From what the cat told me there is going to be a tree in the house. Yea, insane! 

I'm totally going to rock this Christmas! Who's with me?